三句走江湖　林钰堂

三十年前学俄文三年
至今只记得俄语三句
很好、谢谢、再见

遇到通俄语的宁一就说
您的导游：很好
您的服务：谢谢
吃过饭后：再见
（他那知道我只会到这儿）

其实这三句就可闯天下
反正搞不懂　任他摆布　就说
很好　很好

事已至此　打落门牙和血吞　就说
谢谢　谢谢

实在忍无可忍　走为上策　就说
再见　再见

总之　一团和气　就靠这三句

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　二○○七年十月廿四日
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　养和斋　　　　于加州

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Three Expressions to Travel the World with

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----- Original Message -----
From: "Yutang Lin"
To: "Dharma Friends"
Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 3:42 AM
Subject: F1479 in Calligraphy

Disciple Detong found it very humorous and amusing, so she asked me to write it in calligraphy.
弟子茶桶认为这篇很诙谐又风趣，所以她请我手书此篇。

May all beings attain Enlightenment soon!
愿一切众生早日成佛！

Yutang
钰堂

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----- Original Message -----
From: Detong
To: Dr. Lin
Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 03:06:19 AM
Subject: 浴塘风雅集

佛，
F1479会有墨宝吗？
我打这篇时笑翻了！
诙谐中含有真理又很风趣，实在妙啊！

我想将您像这些妙语如珠的作品辑成《 浴塘风雅》篇，慈意为何？

目前将辑录的有：
三句走江湖
依依靠靠
思卿

可否请佛也电邮大众，让大家共同来找出他们认为风趣幽默的诗作以增入呢？

感谢慈恩！

Regards!
法安!

Detong
茶桶

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Three Expressions to Travel the World with　Yutang Lin

Thirty years ago I learned Russian for three years
Now I can speak only three expressions in Russian
Very well, thank you, good-bye

When I met Ning Yi who speaks Russian I said
Your tourist guidance: very well
For your services: thank you
After lunch: good-bye
(How could he know that I knew only so much)

Indeed, one could travel the world with these three expressions
When one could not figure it out, let others be in charge, just say
Very well, very well
Now that the situation is already so, accept the damages, and say
Thank you, thank you
Indeed no longer tolerable, better just leave, then say
Good-bye, good-bye

In short, harmony sustained, all relying on these three

Written in Chinese and translated on October 24, 2007
El Cerrito, California

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